Bean-bag the Bear

Once upon a time, far far away at a girls camp in the Uintah Mountains...two girls walked into their tent to find that it had been torn apart! They started yelling to their young women's leader that their stuff was torn apart and missing! She walked over kind of upset thinking this might be a prank or something! But to her surprise when she got to the tent a couple feet away was a bear staring right back at her!!
"Girls we have to go" she said and started running away (which you should NEVER do). They ran down and told the priesthood leaders that there was a bear in their campsite! They walked up to the campsite (don't worry they had guns) and started making noise! She just sat there and looked back at them, she had found food and she wasn't moving! They called the ranger, who had had a prompting to be in the neighborhood, and he was up within fifteen minutes. He brought with him dogs and guns. He walked over to the bear and shot her in the face with a bean-bag (hence the name). She then started running and the dogs started chasing. The bear ran all the way around the camp on the other side of the mountains. You could hear the dogs barking at her the whole time. Then she thought she would be smart and ran up a tree! The dogs just sat there barking at it like there was no tomorrow. Eventually the ranger came and as Brother Morrow put "No more bear problem." And all the girls slept soundly ever after!!!
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